What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Your face is hilarious.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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