Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Women's rights.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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