- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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