Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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It's long!

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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