- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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