- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

men, men like men= men+bed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??