- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

anal seepage

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Elizabeth Warren

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Jerry.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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