- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock, knock. Door opened.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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