What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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hello

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Beka has AIDS

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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