- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

It's long!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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