What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

thumb_up thumb_down -10

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops