roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

I'm rick james bitch

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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