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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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