- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

The NBA and womens sports

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Homonyms should be band.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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