- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

where's mom I killed her

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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