Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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