What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Justin Bieber

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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anal seepage

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Women's rights

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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It's long!

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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