- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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