- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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