- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

I've got a dig bick

A Jew walks into Macy's

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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