what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Your future.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

scientology.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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