- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Liverpool City Football Club

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

pudding

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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