- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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