What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

dick dick dick... frogs

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

You're a frog

What? Why?

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Health food.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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