- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

My kids are mistakes.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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