- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Womens' sports

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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