Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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