If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Ask me if im a tree? No

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

boobs!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anti Joke

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