Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Anti Joke

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