What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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