- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Hail Heetluh

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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