- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

smell the vitamin C

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A fish swims up your penis...

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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