- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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