- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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