Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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I'm hungry.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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This is not funny.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

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