- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

A fish swims up your penis...

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

pudding

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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