- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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