- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Im batman...suck it losers

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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