What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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black people

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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