- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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