- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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