What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Women's rights

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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anal seepage

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Justin Bieber

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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