- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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