black people are white when i use night gogles

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Life

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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