Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Women's rights

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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