What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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