- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Morman Religion.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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