How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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women sports....

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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British Dentistry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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