- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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