What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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