- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what's black and can't swim?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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