Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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