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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

I bet you read this. Told ya.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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