Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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NASCAR

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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