What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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this site is an antijoke

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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