An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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