- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Continents are large islands.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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