Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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