Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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