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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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