What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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dry handjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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