What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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My dad

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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