Knock Knock Go Away

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...