- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Knock Knock Go Away

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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