- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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