Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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