Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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