an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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woman..parallel parking

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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NEVER

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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world peace

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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