No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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I like your hair

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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William wright is Gay

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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