A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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