This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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