Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

world peace

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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