- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Sarah Palin

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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