- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Women's Rights

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

This sentence is a lie.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust