A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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