What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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