Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Your mums a potato

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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