Nuneaton..

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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