Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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